Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for October 24, 2019

Transcript:

"...And just as you enter the cave a troll jumps out and says you must defeat him before being allowed to pass." "Do you attack?" "Nah, he sounds mean. I say we leave him alone." "If I roll a four or above, I can vanquish this foe." "Yeah, and roll a three or below and we're troll meat. Sorry, but that's not gonna happen. Begging your pardon, Mr. Troll, we'll just be leaving now." "Can she not play anymore?" "I know, let's go back to that tavern with the silly name."