Close to Home by John McPherson for February 09, 2011

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    What does his fluoroscope say?

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    cdward  over 13 years ago

    But what if that’s the OLD horoscope - before they realized the planets were aligned differently.

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Maybe he should use the witch doctor now

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    odeliasimone  over 13 years ago

    He can do it next week on Valentine’s day; Isn’t that the heart tampering day anyway?

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    mrssaskfan  over 13 years ago

    cdward: astronomers have known for years that Ophiuchus is getting in the way of astrology, and that the planets aren’t aligned the way astrologers claim.

    However, astronomers also realize that science can’t compete with all those years of superstitious tradition, and the quaint notion that “math is hard.”

    Astronomers know how to choose their battles, and that ain’t the one.

    The recent “revelation” that there should be a thirteenth sign of the zodiac is really only a sign of a slow news day.

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    SaunaBeach  over 13 years ago

    But……what about the PATIENT”s horoscope???

    Awww, who lives their lives that way, anyway?

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    Yukoneric  over 13 years ago

    Valentine’s Day!

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    captainedd  over 13 years ago

    Well, if he doesn’t want to, I sure don’t want him to!

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