Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 17, 2019

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Fink might actually mean posterior, i.e., that which comes after

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    ….and there will be no tomatoes, apples and garbage throwing today either!

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    daleandkristen  over 4 years ago

    Pity the poor messenger.

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  over 4 years ago

    Back in the 70s in central Oklahoma, there use to be one of those really loud, obnoxious used car salesman that seemed to be on every commercial break on late night TV. One night we’re watching and his ad comes on, and it’s just him sitting there looking at the screen. After about 25 seconds of nothing he says “This moment of silence was brought to you by …”

    There’s some app doing that on TV now, but it doesn’t have the same impact.

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    Maizing  over 4 years ago

    “I love a finished speaker,

    I really truly do.

    I don’t mean one that’s polished,

    I just mean one that’s through."

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    The king was J.R. Ewing’s role model…

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    They say the shortest speeches are the best.

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