FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 13, 2011
February 06, 2011
February 20, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: This is the Valentine's card you're giving me?? This?? It's just a generic store-bought card! There's nothing personal about it at all! The card I gave you was handmade! It took thought! It took time! Yours just says "From Eileen"! Mine had color illustrations! A 12-stanza poem! I'll admit "your noxious face" and "green toxic waste" was an imperfect rhyme, but still...Did I really deserve this?!? Why are you rolling your eyes?!?
rayannina about 13 years ago
No smooches for Jason. (Which probably suits him fine, but still.)
legaleagle48 about 13 years ago
If that’s Jason’s idea of romance, I’d hate to see what he’d have sent Eileen if he hated her.
Then again, he IS only ten years old (and still thinks of girls as the human equivalent of toxic waste), so maybe that really IS his way of showing that he cares.
LeStats about 13 years ago
Girls huh, Go figure!
josh_bisbee about 13 years ago
Jason is basically what Calvin would be if he was a nerd.
legaleagle48 about 13 years ago
I always figured that Jason was Calvin at age 10 (after he’d outgrown Hobbes.)
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 13 years ago
Valentine’s day stopped being a matter for me at age 13.
magnamax about 13 years ago
I’ve got my first date with my proctologist tomorrow. She better bring candy.
rgcviper about 13 years ago
I just realized something …
Hey, Jason–at least she gave you a card at all! (Although, I suppose this is one of those times where everyone in class gets a card from everyone else …)
alg123 almost 13 years ago
Awww painful romance :3
comicgal10 almost 12 years ago
Oh poor jason :) :( :)
Comics Master over 9 years ago
Aww, you do care Jason!
pugsandpickles over 9 years ago
i didn’t have lockers in 5th grade
the thing is- over 3 years ago
tbh Jason should’ve said thank you