Sooo the concept of paradise requires no more than 72 virgins, with no spec on age or appearance. That means, based on average copulation rates, about 4 months of deflowering each, and then they’re no longer virgins, but instead are wives wanting houses, children, water supply, food, etc. And that’s paradise????
zero about 13 years ago
Just to the right is NFLheim where beer swilling jock sniffers go….
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
Waaah! He’s dead! :(
lewisbower about 13 years ago
I was going to die gloriously for Allah until I found those 72 virgins were nuns with rulers.
puddleglum1066 about 13 years ago
Lew, ghost, Chikuku: check out Steve Martin’s take on the “72 virgins” promise–he demonstrates just why they’re still virgins…
http://tinyurl.com/2bbpro
Eldo: that was only true in the days when toons were still made of ink and paint. Now they’re mostly digital, so you gotta use a hacker to kill ‘em…
Spyderred about 13 years ago
Sooo the concept of paradise requires no more than 72 virgins, with no spec on age or appearance. That means, based on average copulation rates, about 4 months of deflowering each, and then they’re no longer virgins, but instead are wives wanting houses, children, water supply, food, etc. And that’s paradise????
yyyguy about 13 years ago
never seen it put so aptly, spyderred
Coyoty Premium Member about 13 years ago
When I’m greeted at Walmart, that’s as far as it goes.
Kirokithikis about 13 years ago
Think about it guys, if you were housed with 72 virgins there is absolutely no way in Hel you would ever get to use the washroom!!!
DjGuardian about 13 years ago
That would be one unlucky rabbit’s foot.