Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 06, 2019

Never knew Tarzan could dance.

Ooga- CHAKA Ooga-Ooga

Ooga- CHAKA Ooga-Ooga

Ooga- CHAKA Ooga-Ooga

Ooga- CHAKA Ooga-Ooga

I can’t stop this feeling

Deep inside of me

Ape, you just don’t realize

What you do to me

When you swing me

In jungle vines so tight

You let me know

Everything’s all right

Aa-aaa-aaa-I-I .. I’m hooked on a feeling

I’m high on believing

That you’re in drunken glee

Leaves are sweet as candy

It’s taste stays on my rear

Ape, you got me thirsty

For another jungle beer

Got a bug from you, ape

But I don’t need no cure

I just stay afflicted

If I can for sure

All the good booze dancing ’round the fire

Keep it up ape

In the jungle attire

Aa-aaa-aaa-I-I .. I’m hooked on a feeling

I’m high on believing

That you’re in drunken glee

(A parody of “Hooked on A Feeling” by Björn Skifs, Blue Swede. Original Songwriters: Mark James)

Sieg heil, Chaka…

I wonder if the townspeople can pick Tarzan out of the crowd. If they can’t, I hope they don’t start firing too early!

Chaka will be killed by his followers when Tarzan unmasks him as a white man and not one of them.

And the award for best Freestyle goes to big guy in leopard print, c’mon up to the dais and get your gift coupon, dinner for two at Capital City Grille.