Mom: Heart, go clean your room! You can't even walk in there! Heart: Call my girl and we'll see if we can set something up. Heart: See, this is why I need an agent.
Mom needs a new tactic like, “Heart, you never know when a reporter might take a picture of your room, do you really want your fans to know you live like that?” Her room will never be dirty again.
Or she could do like in Zits, when a crew from the show “Hoarders” turned up in Jeremy’s room. They said they were very impressed—-he decided it was time to clean up!
rayannina over 13 years ago
No … this is why you need to clean your room.
monkeyhead over 13 years ago
Mom needs a new tactic like, “Heart, you never know when a reporter might take a picture of your room, do you really want your fans to know you live like that?” Her room will never be dirty again.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Call her on your cell FROM your cell. It’s a Lindsay thing.
tyndall0106 over 13 years ago
I like Monkeyhead’s style of parenting.
SaunaBeach over 13 years ago
Yeah, have my girl call your girl, and we’ll do lunch.
TAZFAN over 13 years ago
Or she could do like in Zits, when a crew from the show “Hoarders” turned up in Jeremy’s room. They said they were very impressed—-he decided it was time to clean up!
Decepticomic about 3 years ago
Or perhaps a butlah.