The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for August 19, 2022
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Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
That’s One
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Reporter to the old guy sitting next to his wife: “What’s your secret for 80 years of happy and successful marriage?”
The old man replied, "I’m gonna tell you a story. 75 years ago we were on a trip. We were horseback riding just the two of us. Out of nowhere her horse went crazy and throw her off on the ground. She calmly got up, cleared herself of dust and facing the horse said “That’s one”, then got back on the horse and we continued our riding. After a while her horse again throw her off, she got up calmly cleared the dust and facing the horse said “That’s two”, and got back on the horse and we continued our ride. And both times I was amazed by how calm and peaceful my wife is. After a while her horse again for the 3rd time throw her off. My wife calmly got up cleared the dust off of her dress, grabbed the shotgun and shot the horse in the face.
I, shocked by what I’d just seen started yelling at her, calling her crazy and insane. My wife however kept looking at me calmly, and once I finished, she said, “That’s one” .