The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for June 01, 2022
May 31, 2022
June 02, 2022
Transcript:
Thanks to the Readers of "The Comic Strip that has a Finale Every Day!" This is the last strip! It's been a great run! Tomorrow: Goodbye again!
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
A police officer knocks on a woman’s front door.
Woman: “Hello officer!”
Officer: “Hi ma’m, I come bearing grim news I’m afraid”
Woman: “And what’s that now?!”
Officer: “Well, I regret to inform you that your husband and young son’s bodies were found. Luckily they both were carrying some form of I.D., otherwise we would have had to rely on dental records, as their corpses were basically obliterated!”
Wife: “Good Christ! What the hell……what happened?!”
Officer: “Yeah, well that’s what we’re trying to ascertain ma’m. We did notice something odd though. It appears that your son was barefoot, while your husband was wearing a pair of shoes!”
Wife: "That’s right! Before he left, my husband was adamant, “did you pack my pair of shoes!”"
Officer: “And what was it your husband and son were going to do?”
Wife: “They were going skydiving……..Oh — his PARACHUTES!…..well looks like I owe someone an apology!”
Gent almost 2 years ago
Today they’re off to the art school to learn how to draw Doug and then mail it to Uncle Cap’n. And after that, they is scheduled for a time travel trip with Percival Dunwoody to the Brazilian rainforests to hunt the dreaded Chaos Butterfly. And after that, they’ll joins Aunt-Man and Uncle-Woman for a bowl of gazpacho, but not before they goes to Hollywood to meets the Ghost of James Caan.