The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for April 20, 2022

Confucius  NOT say

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil in tent.

Woman who dance wearing jock strap, have make believe ballroom

Squirrel who runs up woman’s’ leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn

Man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

Man who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with answer in hand.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

Man who walks through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who keeps hands in pockets too long feels cocky.

Man who go to bed with sex on mind, wake up with solution in hand.

Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.

Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

He who lose key to girlfriends apartment get noo-kie.

Woman who sinks into man’s arms will soon find arms in man’s sink.

Best comic ever!