The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 03, 2021

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Pretend Marriage

A man and a woman who had never met find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….“Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.

“Good”, she replied. “Get your own f_ _ _ blanket.”

After a moment of silence…..he farted.

Too much tacos on a Tuesday may cause flatulence on Wednesday.