The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for September 17, 2021

An elderly Jewish man faints and is rushed to the nearest hospital. A nurse tucks him into bed and says, “Mr. Schwartzman, are you comfortable?” Schwartzman replies, “I make a living…!”

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A Jewish grandfather takes his grandchildren to the beach. They’re playing in the sand when suddenly, a massive wave comes and pulls the smallest grandson out into the water. Panicked, the grandfather prays to God. “Oh God, please bring him back! Please let him live!” Suddenly, an even bigger wave bursts out of the ocean, setting the little boy down right at his grandfather’s feet. He scoops him up into a hug. Then he stares up at the sky and says, “He had a hat.”

In today’s Flashback Friday, they’re headed to the joyous pre-covid days of enjoying great outdoor street foods when we only had to worries about gut infections and food poisoning only.

Old man goes to confession and says"I just had sex 4 times last night", priest says “That’s terrible, are you married?” “Yes, it was with my wife.” Why are you confessing this?" “I’m Jewish, I”m telling everybody."