The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for August 01, 2021

Another dark joke.

Bob comes back home, from work. Suddenly, he sees her wife naked.

“Jill, why aren’t you wearing anything?”, he asks.

“Oh,… er…, I don’t know, what to wear”, Jill replies.

Bob opens their closet.

“Honey, you have a blue dress, beige dress, red dress, hi Mitch, black dress…”

They tried to guide the copy pasters. But in vain. They has had it. They can’t takes it anymore. They is leaving forever. They is saying bye bye for the last time.

And as the copy pasters has violated the deal terms, truce has been called off. The scheduled show for today The Bear Truth has been cancelled.

REASONABLE ENOUGH

The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St Peter himself. St Peter says, "Well Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast and we’ve been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short and you have to pass before you can get into heaven. The questions are:

1) What days in the week begin with the letter T?

2) How many seconds are there in a year?

3) What is God’s first name?

Forrest says, "Well the first one- how many days in the week begin with the letter T? That is an easy one. That’d be Today and Tomorrow.“

St Peter opened his eyes wide and said, “Forrest that’s not what I was thinking… but I will give you credit for that answer. How about the next one,” He asked, “How many seconds in a year?”

“Now that is harder!” says Forrest, “but I think and thunk and I guess the only answer could be twelve.”

Astounded, St Peter says, “Twelve? Twelve? Forrest, how could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?”

“There’s gotta be twelve,” he said, “January 2nd, February 2nd, March the second.”

“Hold it,” interrupts St Peter, “I see where you are going with this, and I’ll have to give you credit for that one too. Let’s go on with the last and final question, Can you tell me God’s first name?”

“Sure,” Forrest replied, “It’s Andy.”

“Andy?” exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter, “OK I can understand how you came up with your answers to the first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name of Andy as the first name of God?”

“That was the easiest one of all,” Forrest replied. “ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.”

St Peter opens the Pearly Gates and said, "Run Forrest, Run!

I’m new here. This comic makes no sense! Just the same comic over and over again!!

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