The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for July 24, 2021

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After years of dating. John and Gail decided to go ahead and get married.

One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally spoke…………….. "Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders along with your gun collection and that stupid vintage Harley.”

John got a horrified look on his face.

She said “Darling, what’s wrong?”

He replied, “There, for a minute, you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

“Ex-wife!” she screamed, “YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!”

John replied: “I wasn’t"

An Englishman goes on a train. He can’t find any free seat. Soon, he sees a French lady with her small poodle next to her.

“Madam, I can’t find any free seat. Could you put your dog on your lap?”, the Englishman asked her.

“You, Englishmen are so heartless!”, the French lady complained. “My Fifi is tired, she needs to rest!”

“Madam, please, I’m also tired and I can’t sit anywhere else”, the Englishman continued.

“You, Englishmen are so stubborn!”, the French lady whined. “Please, leave me and my Fifi alone!”

Suddenly, the Englishman throws the dog out through the window. The French lady screams and shrieks. And then, an American, who watched whole the scene, said.

“You, Englishmen do all things wrong. You drive at the left side, you drink tea with milk, and right now, you just threw the wrong b*tch out through the window”.

And creativity dies a terrible death suffocated under excessive copy pasted content. It’s as if a pandemic of copyd-19 virus has struck. Gasp! Choke!

This comic strip is based.

This guy still is in business.