Bachelor memory: When I was invited on weddings, some old ladies were telling me: “Don’t worry, you’ll be next”. They stopped, when I was telling them the same on FUNERALS.
“Mr. Smith, what are you looking for in that cesspool?!” “My coat”. “Why?! You won’t put it on, will you?!”, “No, but I had a sandwich in my pocket.”
By the way the man and woman are related, seems like they are in love. It’s mutual, marked only by them holding hands, but its there. I wonder… is it a secret relationship? Are they…eloping?!
Pickled Pete almost 3 years ago
Yeah, she’s blonde
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: ‘MickeyMinnePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento’
”When asked why she’d such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.me_the_polish_gull almost 3 years ago
More dark jokes.
Bachelor memory: When I was invited on weddings, some old ladies were telling me: “Don’t worry, you’ll be next”. They stopped, when I was telling them the same on FUNERALS.
“Mr. Smith, what are you looking for in that cesspool?!” “My coat”. “Why?! You won’t put it on, will you?!”, “No, but I had a sandwich in my pocket.”
Best Commenter Ever almost 3 years ago
By the way the man and woman are related, seems like they are in love. It’s mutual, marked only by them holding hands, but its there. I wonder… is it a secret relationship? Are they…eloping?!