Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for November 28, 2020

Do you know who my father is?

Sorry, you’ll have to ask your mum that one…

I do appreciate privacy so that’s fine with me.

If you were to try to find out more about me, I could tell you where to go.

So please don’t go to those places and find out more about the real me.

I have the opposite problem: they keep putting up pictures of me in the post office, which is a clear invasion of privacy.