Ordinary Bill by William Wilson for October 06, 2021

A seagull got me a few years ago. Pooped right on my left leg. It surprised me because it looked just like a big wad of chewing tobacco.

Will, you’ve got it going on!

I had seagulls eat out of my hand in Panama City Beach, FL.

I wonder if Bill’s plan worked. There are way too many seagulls for one measly bag of garbage to keep them all preoccupied.