Of course Satan would be left-handed. You would think there would be MORE lunches with Mel, to work with him as a partner. Apparently here he’s considered a competitor. But remember, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
I pity Mel. I think he was out of line and got caught with his pants down, but how much worse is his ex who set a trap to catch him at his worst? She’s the cold-hearted schemer; he was depressed, having a breakdown, and probably didn’t know what he was saying.
I think the guy’s gone a little mental, but that’s all the more reason to forgive him. Maybe not the saint people made him out to be, but not in Satan’s contact list, either.
And his talent still sets him apart. One of my all-time favorite actors. That will never change.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Mel no longer needs your help, Satan.
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
6) Get Amy Winehouse back singing!!
7) Put an end to the Dick Tracy comic strip.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Leaky, Satan is the one that keeps DT going…
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
Yeah Marg, but one good thing COULD be done…..ya think??
miriamnz over 13 years ago
Ah, a fellow lefty.
cdward over 13 years ago
Up till item number 5, I thought these were his New Year’s resolutions (just like last year’s and the year before and the year before and…)
Jolly1995 over 13 years ago
Ah, the Democrats!
Elaine Rosco Premium Member over 13 years ago
Yeah Mel needs prayers….as does most of Hollywood!
DanielBeyer over 13 years ago
What the devil!
sidl over 13 years ago
This must be a bad inspiration day, Why doesn’t SH catch up with current events.
junco49 over 13 years ago
6) Continue not to exist along with my good and faithful friend God.
tcayer:
It’s hard to leave hate mongers alone! The Passion of Christ proves what a degenerate racist loser Mel is.
BTW Humans manage 1-4 by themselves just fine.
They manage a whole lot of very good things too.
skeet711 over 13 years ago
re: Richard S. Russell; ‘sinister’ is the Latin for ‘left’, hmmmm.
gofinsc over 13 years ago
Of course Satan would be left-handed. You would think there would be MORE lunches with Mel, to work with him as a partner. Apparently here he’s considered a competitor. But remember, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
jpozenel over 13 years ago
Yes, Satan is left-handed. That’s why in some Catholic schools the nuns would rap your knuckles if they caught you writing left-handed
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
This is sooo Roger Ailes. At least based on the to-do list.
syke34 over 13 years ago
The Washington’s PR man.
bobpeters61 over 13 years ago
Yeah, no need to buy him lunch when you’ve already got him.
trekkermint over 13 years ago
winehouse has talent gibson had talent
dougdash over 13 years ago
He remembered that he had to meet Obama for lunch.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Mel found out about Satan’s horns and thought he was Jewish.
Wilphart over 13 years ago
I pity Mel. I think he was out of line and got caught with his pants down, but how much worse is his ex who set a trap to catch him at his worst? She’s the cold-hearted schemer; he was depressed, having a breakdown, and probably didn’t know what he was saying.
I think the guy’s gone a little mental, but that’s all the more reason to forgive him. Maybe not the saint people made him out to be, but not in Satan’s contact list, either.
And his talent still sets him apart. One of my all-time favorite actors. That will never change.
betseytacy 2 months ago
Mel Gibson would not ever have lunch with the devil! Mel is a white hat!