Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 13, 2018

My in-laws actually gave my kid a horse, a real, full-sized horse, for her fifth birthday. She also got lactose intolerance from me. The perks and problems of being Native American.

On the bright side…..your daughter is probably happy about the horse…..and maybe, in the future,someone will solve the issues re: lactose intolerance….maybe with a simple additive to milk etc. Our future generations will most likely solve many of our current medical issues…etc. It may even be a person of native ancestry that will make the discovery.

Jeez, check the back of Katy’s head for a 666 birthmark. That kid is scary.

You may have been good, Katy, but you weren’t that good!

yep NAUGHTY LIST!

Adam, you’re doing it for your daughter. Quit whining.

I would love to see Santa counter her little interrogation with a “because you’ve naughty”, or even better, a “because I know what you did” comment.

“How do you expect me to raise ponies at the North Pole?”

No where in Santa’s promises is there any guarantee that the requester shall receive the requested present. The old boy has some of the sharpest attorneys around.

60 years ago I asked Santa for a pony/horse, still waiting.

Sorry dear, “no” is an applicable response.

Keep that attitude and then Krampus will get them and a visit from him isn’t good at all.