Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 30, 2010
December 29, 2010
December 31, 2010
Transcript:
Frank says, "What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security?" Ernest says, "'The Tsar'!"
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
That was a bit weak. It’d be far funnier if, next to the, “Remove Shoes” sign, there was another one that said, “The scanners will take care of the rest.”
x_Tech over 13 years ago
And for First Class travelers: Pardon me Sir, but may I scrutinize your junk?
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
Sorry sir, I don’t have junk, I have jewels.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Or tsarina as the case may be.
bmonk over 13 years ago
The TSA Tsar?
worldisacomic over 13 years ago
spectacles, testicles, wallet watch! From now on TSA can check for me if I forgot to bring any of them with me!
runar over 13 years ago
The emperor of Russia Was the Tsar. His queen was the Tsarina. What were their children called?
Tsardines.
bmonk over 13 years ago
@runar, is it okay if we tsar and feather you, and run you out of town on a rail?
gimmickgenius over 13 years ago
“May God bless and keep the Tsar… far away from us!”
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Runar, you have too much time on your historical hands.
bobpeters61 over 13 years ago
I could think of a few things people call him, but the censor bots would block them from these comments.