Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 21, 2010

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    GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Can’t he go without telling a lie?

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    captainedd  over 13 years ago

    What is he lying about? He is sitting in the bathroom…

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    grapfhics  over 13 years ago

    Geppetto asked what he was doing, Oh wait, does he need glasses now?

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    Plods with ...™  over 13 years ago

    and the splinters….yeeeowie!

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    Daviddeer  over 13 years ago

    I have a joke about Cinderella and Pinocchio but don’t think I should post it here.

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    barbfrost  over 13 years ago

    Would you need an airfreshener for a wood fart?

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    Possum Pete  over 13 years ago

    ^ It’s already pine scented.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago

    I’d think a wood fart is an air freshener. Ah, pine-scented…

    “Excuse me, Dad, I gotta go drop a log…”

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    pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Too ambiguous to be funny.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 13 years ago

    See, Eldo? You’re starting to come around.

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