This actually happened a few years ago, although the robber didn’t use a squirt gun. He robbed the bank of $1, then sat down and waited for the police. https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/james-verone-robs-bank-to-receive-free-health-care/2011/06/21/AGxDrTeH_blog.html?utm_term=.630477509784
biglazyturbo almost 6 years ago
one way to get health benefits
Stevefk almost 6 years ago
3 hots and a cot, plus a nice friendly cellmate most likely named Bubba too – what more could you ask for?
Nate England almost 6 years ago
Nah. They’ll just let ya out in the morning…
jbduncan almost 6 years ago
Obviously hasn’t done research on Trump’s great healthcare replacement system! You know, the one that doesn’t exist.
davanden almost 6 years ago
During the potato famine in Ireland, they explicitly worked to make sure prison was worse than the workhouse, to prevent this sort of thing.
dbass almost 6 years ago
This actually happened a few years ago, although the robber didn’t use a squirt gun. He robbed the bank of $1, then sat down and waited for the police. https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/james-verone-robs-bank-to-receive-free-health-care/2011/06/21/AGxDrTeH_blog.html?utm_term=.630477509784