Twilight the Sparkling Vampire(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer)
Twilight the Sparkling Vampire, had some very shiny clothes, and if you ever saw him, you would even say he glows.
All of the other vampires, used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Twilight, join in any vampire games.
Then one foggy Halloween, Satan came to say, “Twilight, with your clothes so bright, won’t you guard the crypt to night?”
Then all the vampires loved him, and they shouted out with glee, “Twilight the Sparkling Vampire, you’ll go down in history!”
Although my peers deny it, the traditional cape-and-spandex heroes are losing popularity and giving way to endowed nerds (Scott Pilgrim), tramps with magical creatures (Pokemon), giant blue aliens (Avatar) and enchanted martial artists (The Last Airbender). So, it’s only natural for Santa to be giving out iPads instead of tricycles for Christmas.
The TRUE story of why Santa put Rudy on the team… The Feds told him it was either put anti-collision lights on the sleigh or he couldn’t fly at night over the US any more. Standard airworthiness regs. So, come the night of 12/24 - keep an eye out - one of those blinking red lights in the sky just might be him!
Looking out west ,Christmas(1962), toward the Yuma valley I would see the blinking red anti-collision lights of
the local AM radio station antennas and wonder..Wow Santa’s got
a buncha Rudolph’s on his payroll…
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
What’s the matter with you Garfield? You forgot all your snacks.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
Modern technology ruins another classic.
magnamax over 13 years ago
He keeps his List on a laptop
T. Shepherd creator over 13 years ago
Rudolph, I don’t think giving Santa a GPS is a bright idea. If I were you, I’d start looking for a new job.
Rakkav over 13 years ago
Innovation plus motivation can make just about anybody obsolete.
TechnoScotty over 13 years ago
I feel old too. I need to learn how to use them fancy computer machines.
moronbis over 13 years ago
Necessity is the mother of laziness.
Redmess over 13 years ago
You’d think theres more to guiding a sleigh in a blazing snow storm than knowing which general direction to go…
Joe_Minotaur over 13 years ago
We need to modernize that song. How about…
Twilight the Sparkling Vampire(Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raindeer)
Twilight the Sparkling Vampire, had some very shiny clothes, and if you ever saw him, you would even say he glows. All of the other vampires, used to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Twilight, join in any vampire games. Then one foggy Halloween, Satan came to say, “Twilight, with your clothes so bright, won’t you guard the crypt to night?” Then all the vampires loved him, and they shouted out with glee, “Twilight the Sparkling Vampire, you’ll go down in history!”
pcolli over 13 years ago
What’s a Santa and how do I get one?
GreighWolf over 13 years ago
Thanks, I feel old too.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
Although my peers deny it, the traditional cape-and-spandex heroes are losing popularity and giving way to endowed nerds (Scott Pilgrim), tramps with magical creatures (Pokemon), giant blue aliens (Avatar) and enchanted martial artists (The Last Airbender). So, it’s only natural for Santa to be giving out iPads instead of tricycles for Christmas.
Justice22 over 13 years ago
Wikileaks says Santa is a fictional character.
Where did they get that info?
MattsWife67 over 13 years ago
your not alone Garfeild, your not alone. So do I!!!!
samson3942 over 13 years ago
come on Garfield, the comercial side of Christmas is getting ahead of what it is really all about…Will someone Please go back and start all over
mjpankr over 13 years ago
That’s what happens when the other kids won’t play with you. You become a techo-geek.
RadioTom over 13 years ago
The TRUE story of why Santa put Rudy on the team… The Feds told him it was either put anti-collision lights on the sleigh or he couldn’t fly at night over the US any more. Standard airworthiness regs. So, come the night of 12/24 - keep an eye out - one of those blinking red lights in the sky just might be him!
And I should know..boldyuma over 13 years ago
It’s Rudolph…version II..
Looking out west ,Christmas(1962), toward the Yuma valley I would see the blinking red anti-collision lights of the local AM radio station antennas and wonder..Wow Santa’s got a buncha Rudolph’s on his payroll…
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
Bad idea, Rudolph!
codycab over 13 years ago
Harsh!!!
garf+candh=gr8 almost 13 years ago
did they have GPS’s 50 years ago when this movie came out
icklick almost 13 years ago
NORAD"s countdown to chirstmas website says that santa has a GPS .
Pets of the comics over 3 years ago
you are old
WentBrown about 3 years ago
Hahahaha!
Choco almost 3 years ago
“Get with it Chubs” im dying
Dog_Bone over 1 year ago
C’mon you fat Christmas cookie get with the times.