La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for June 08, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 6 years ago

    I’ll take my chances and not accept the shawl laced with Uranus smallpox.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    The alien reminds me of The Incredibles boss.

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    CeeJay  almost 6 years ago

    Q: What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus and pick up Klingons.

    Sorry. It was a flashback!

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    zippykatz  almost 6 years ago

    Invaders——as in illegals from Mexico. Awwww—they just want a “better life”. Sorta like the Europeans did when they sailed here; yet they’re reviled to this day. Why didn’t the Indians “embrace diversity, welcome the newcomers’ language, customs and culture”, as today’s invaders seem to expect?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    No “aliens” have ever been described as having green skin. Grey, white, black, blue but not green. And any life form of Uranus would die here. Too hot and our bodies are white hot to them.

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    Naldrin  8 months ago

    Giving infected blankets is more of an English thing, thank you.

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