FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 26, 1993

Transcript:

Roger: Do you have the business section? Andy: It's here somewhere, why? Roger: I got a hot tip on a stock this morning, so I made a little investment. Andy: Roger, you don't know the first thing about investing in the stock market! Roger: Andy, this stock is going to quintuple in the next few days! It's a gimme! A sure thing! Automatic! It's guaranteed! Andy: So let me tell you the first thing about investing in the stock market.