Thatababy by Paul Trap for May 23, 2018

Next time, Dad, specify which city and state/province (like Sydney, New South Wales; Sydney, Nova Scotia; or Sidney, British Columbia).

Thatadad didn’t ask Alexa about the commute home.

Must be a knock-off. Probably says Alixa on the label.

She’s GLaDOS’s apprentice. The devil wears Aperture.

My Alexa has become hard at hearing. When the alarm goes off in the morning, I have to tell her several times to stop.

Alexa: Your own personal Stasi agent.

Alexa, you evil.