FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 23, 1988

Transcript:

Paige: Well, I did it. I told Morton I can't go to the dance with him. Andy: Paige! That's awful! Paige: I had to, mother we're just not right for each other. Andy: I hope you broke it to him gently. You were at least honest with him weren't you? Paige: Honest? Of course... Andy: Paige. What did you tell him? Morton: She has the Swahilian flu. Voice: Paige? That's awful!