Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 24, 2017

Nice try, Andy. NEVER utter the G word in a loan maker’s office.

Johnny K-9 used to work for Lenny

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/suspected-heart-attack-succeeds-where-mob-hit-men-and-gangsters-failed-johnny-k-9-is-dead

I can’t believe Andy actually said that. So close to getting the money and yet so far.

You can’t fault Andy for his honesty.

You can’t fault Andy for his honesty.

@Afficionado: Your comment is making me hungry.

Sometimes Andy is an utter fool…

Hmm. I’ve never heard of “Responsible Gambling” before.

xxx

@Afficionado

Oooh. Delicious! Don’t tell the neighbours what you are having for dinner because they will all be queuing up at your house!

Yep, I saw your reply. I have 7 friends so far. 5 cousins, cousin’s fiancee and Auntie. Facebook is quite awesome. You can do more on it than GoComics that’s for sure!

In this case, honesty was not the best policy.

Reminds me of a joke:

Ted asked his friend Bob to loan him some money.

“My kids are sick, the car needs a brake job and we don’t have any food in the house.”

Bob knew Ted had a gambling problem. “How do I know you won’t just take the money and go gambling?”

“Oh, no,” said Ted. “I’ve got gambling money.”