Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 28, 2016

Transcript:

Hey, wanna play Jonah-Moses Noah? What's that? It's rock, paper, scissors, but you go to heaven. Jonah beats Noah because Jonah hides in a well during the flood. Noah beats Moses because he can flood out Moses' parted sea. And Moses beats Jonah because he can part the sea under the whale. Okay, let's do it! One... Two... Three. What's that? Jesus. Immune to all water attacks!