Who ordered the Caesar salad?
Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer is he??
Go figure dummy.
You’re taking all of this name stuff too literally. For example, when I’m at a fast food place, I seldom order a shake.
Oh ho ho…..Mr. Sheik!!! (good one!!)
Well, there are two people who aren’t looking at their menus, which indicates they already started ordering, and you’ve got two salads…
It was Mr. Waldorf.
Umperor Cali-yuga: Who gives me such poor reception?
Mucus: ‘Tis I, Mucus Bruto
Flatus: And I, Flatus Prolongo.
Together: A congress of senators!
Mucus: Take that!
Emperor Cali-yuga: What? You throw a salad on Caesar?
Mucus: It is on the Umperor! Pass the ketchup, Heinz!
Emperor Cali-yuga: I bleed from fifty-seven wounds! I might as well be dead.
Flatus: The Umperor is dead. At last, the wealthy and powerful can speak for all!
Kudos to anyone who recognizes these lines.
why did someone have to show the calories in a Caesar salad?
et tu, Brute?
And the answer to the waiter’s question would be…..Sid did.
shytimes2 - no. That’s from ”Emerging Fall Of The Roaming Umpire, Program VII” by Phil Proctor and Peter Bergman (½ of the legendary Firesign Theater) from their album TV Or Not TV.
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leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer is he??
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Go figure dummy.
ksoskins over 13 years ago
You’re taking all of this name stuff too literally. For example, when I’m at a fast food place, I seldom order a shake.
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
Oh ho ho…..Mr. Sheik!!! (good one!!)
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Well, there are two people who aren’t looking at their menus, which indicates they already started ordering, and you’ve got two salads…
Edcole1961 over 13 years ago
It was Mr. Waldorf.
runar over 13 years ago
Umperor Cali-yuga: Who gives me such poor reception?
Mucus: ‘Tis I, Mucus Bruto
Flatus: And I, Flatus Prolongo.
Together: A congress of senators!
Mucus: Take that!
Emperor Cali-yuga: What? You throw a salad on Caesar?
Mucus: It is on the Umperor! Pass the ketchup, Heinz!
Emperor Cali-yuga: I bleed from fifty-seven wounds! I might as well be dead.
Flatus: The Umperor is dead. At last, the wealthy and powerful can speak for all!
Kudos to anyone who recognizes these lines.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
why did someone have to show the calories in a Caesar salad?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
et tu, Brute?
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
And the answer to the waiter’s question would be…..Sid did.
runar over 13 years ago
shytimes2 - no. That’s from ”Emerging Fall Of The Roaming Umpire, Program VII” by Phil Proctor and Peter Bergman (½ of the legendary Firesign Theater) from their album TV Or Not TV.