Sterilize biological imperfections!
If she holds up a cook book, I’m outta here!
“Babies have big heads and big eyes, with tiny little bodies and tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
a.k.a. “The Secret UN Plan to Steal All Our Golfs”
My two could never pull that one. I would just say, “I was there when you were made and again when you came into being!!!” I was in the delivery room for both of mine. That was back in the 70’s when it wasn’t as commonplace as it is today!
fruitcakemail about 8 years ago
Sterilize biological imperfections!
Dirty Dragon about 8 years ago
neverenoughgold about 8 years ago
If she holds up a cook book, I’m outta here!
Steven Wright about 8 years ago
“Babies have big heads and big eyes, with tiny little bodies and tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case.
Dirty Dragon about 8 years ago
a.k.a. “The Secret UN Plan to Steal All Our Golfs”
robert423elliott about 2 years ago
My two could never pull that one. I would just say, “I was there when you were made and again when you came into being!!!” I was in the delivery room for both of mine. That was back in the 70’s when it wasn’t as commonplace as it is today!