PreTeena by Allison Barrows for July 01, 2022

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    seanfear  almost 2 years ago

    recycling ??? well . depends … is the tissue used or not shrug

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Very important to get the sequence right though

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    richdell  almost 2 years ago

    It all comes out in the end.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 2 years ago

    There are better ways to get your fibers.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 2 years ago

    They also smoke like chimneys.

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    Mark McKay Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A self-wiping p**p.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A female meteorologist from my local tv station moved to a station in Chicago. she’s always been thin and fit looking, now she looks skeletal.

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    notinksanymore Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Years ago I heard an interview on the radio with one of those Victoria Secret Angel girls. She told the interviewer that you have to be super careful of bloat before a runway show and her prep routine involves no solid food for 72 hours before the show and no liquids at all the day of the show. The very next day she was interviewed again, but this time she explained that she “misspoke” and that she adheres to a very strict nutritional regimen at all times. It could not have been more obvious that she got in trouble at work for admitting she didn’t eat or drink so her abs would look perfect.

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