PreTeena by Allison Barrows for February 12, 2020

Tina just met the Whoa-Sheet, No-Sheet, & Dumb-Sheet, frat bros…..

Besides, who doesn’t want to be Charlie Brown for Halloween?

You know, sometimes it might be difficult to walk the street blind

When you’re half in the bag and three sheets to the wind

So to speak’ but to fly?

-Schnier / Garvey / Derhak