Must be a lawyer buried in a shallow grave. Didn’t they know that lawyers should be buried at least nine feet below the surface, because deep down, lawyers are good.
If my wife lives longer than I do, I don’t want her to waste money on an expensive coffin for me. The life insurance is to help her get by, not to pay for a fancy funeral that I won’t even see.
As undertaker-poet Thomas Lynch has written and said many times, the dead don’t care. They don’t care how their bodies are disposed of - it’s the living to whom these things matter. This one gets featured in the Death Cartoon section at The Family Plot Blog - check them all out at http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/
margueritem almost 14 years ago
baslimthebegger, good 1!
ksoskins almost 14 years ago
Must be a lawyer buried in a shallow grave. Didn’t they know that lawyers should be buried at least nine feet below the surface, because deep down, lawyers are good.
James Lindley Premium Member almost 14 years ago
If my wife lives longer than I do, I don’t want her to waste money on an expensive coffin for me. The life insurance is to help her get by, not to pay for a fancy funeral that I won’t even see.
Jascat almost 14 years ago
There’s always cremation: cheaper, cleaner, no bugs crawling in and out… ;-}
Plods with ...™ almost 14 years ago
ROFLMAO! Sheik
linsonl almost 14 years ago
Why be buried in an expensive coffin? After a while, nobody is going to remember it anyway.
Good ones, Sheik, Balsam!!!
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Donated my body to science. No funeral expenses, Right?
Nelly55 almost 14 years ago
they can throw me in a heap for the Ravens for all I care. I’ll be dead
battycomic Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Cue the spooky organ!
Edcole1961 almost 14 years ago
That’s also the last time she asks him for a hand.
GailRubin almost 14 years ago
As undertaker-poet Thomas Lynch has written and said many times, the dead don’t care. They don’t care how their bodies are disposed of - it’s the living to whom these things matter. This one gets featured in the Death Cartoon section at The Family Plot Blog - check them all out at http://thefamilyplot.wordpress.com/category/death-cartoons/
trekkermint almost 14 years ago
weirdest thing - - one of my hamsters’ babies passed on, mama spent the whole night fluffing her fur and grooming her
first hamster mortician i ever seen
Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I’m donating my body to mythology.