Ted Rall for May 28, 2010

She’s poking him where?

Must be a lynching coming up. Teapots at the ready.

“Laconic”? That I don’t get… Obama doesn’t mince words, but - At least he doesn’t murder the English tongue as Bush did daily!

That must be an upgrade from our current “Comatose” model though, admittedly, it looks exactly the same. I hope this new model is hyper-absorbent but I suspect it’s made entirely of teflon, just like the old one.

Is he saying the president is ready to kick some a$$?

I wish! And the target I hope he’d pick are lobbyists!

“When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.”

I think I could make more sense of this if I understood what she was poking him with. A pencil?

Hopson: when you talk about him “not murdering the English tongue”, are you including his pronunciation of “corpsmen” as “corpse-men”?

The only difference is that Captain Teleprompter’s gaffes aren’t reported.

^ It looks like a pencil to me. :’(

I don’t suppose Ted Rall’s reading his comic thread today and could clarify this (y’know… and also grace us with the hotness of his avatar) ……

With the mallet in her other hand, it looks like she’s gonna drive a stake through him, Buffy-style.

After Bush’s Katrina debacle, I don’t see how any tea totaler can complain. Maybe if the Nopublicans hadn’t been continuously obstructing his plans so much he would have had more time available to clean up Bush’s crony-saturated regulatory departments before this happened.

start screaming as his seems to be dead,poke, poke. and not doing anything abt jobs, oil spill, card check..ALL the things he said he’d do…..

This former Alaskan says: DO NOT go to the spill, or to the beaches- period.

NO AMOUNT of $$$ is worth the rest of yr life suffering,(ask SEE anyone who worked on EXXON oil spill clean up.) that oil is poison.

let foxnoose breath it in, let them put it on their hands(into the blood stream). This oil is Deadly to be near. And, I see no one in FULL haz mat suits, jus fools touching, breathing it. hopefully the U.S. government is NOT responsible for paying off the law-suits( a-coming ) for the bad health and deaths for “clean-up” when done w/out the proper gear.

Woot!! Hi Ted! And thanks for the clarification!

A borderline-endangered species, oil-soaked ‘Publicans are flopping around on the Gulf Coast beaches, while Emeril cries “BAM!” and the president answers.

Thanks for the clarification, Mr. Rail. Now… um… What’s that in YOUR hand? (In your photo)

Just flagged bbcsee, and darling1 -twice! They don’t learn, do they?

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AVOID Jordaner.com (the target of the ow.ly redirection).

Take the ‘Boulder Pledge’ – don’t do ANY business with spammers, EVER!

I flagged them yesterday morning. Somebody’s asleep at the switch.

pbarnrob – I just followed your lead and flagged darling1 on a bunch of pages (they’re listed on the profile page), but it’s obviously useless when this person keeps re-registering under different names. The illiterate quality of these posts indicates that it’s a mass spamming scheme where some dumb schmuck gets paid a few pennies for every comments page he/she can pollute, and it’s hard to blame someone for trying to make a living – but then again, the same could be said of purse-snatchers and shoplifters. The overseers of GoComics should be stricter about checking IP addresses before they approve new registrations, or else there’s no hope of stopping this.