The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 28, 2010

Dern snakes! No matter how much hairspray Medusa uses, those snakes still pop up!

I think it’s time for a Medusa makeover. Where’s Perseus when you need him?

She could use some NARE (?) (hair elimination product). On her back.

I told my one and only about Medusa the other day, and for some reason I think she took it personal. Like I’d get sarcastic?

I wonder if she has problems when tries to fly on Airplane.

Only when she’s flying on the same plane as Samuel L. Jackson, Colt.

oh well, all that bleeep bird wanted to say was gimme, gimme gimme

Next time, put the birdcage in the corner…

Guess that’s the way the cracker crumbles.

“Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these featherpluckin’ snakes on my featherpluckin’ brain!”

Oh well, she would have accidently turned Polly into stone eventually.

Or at least Polyfilla!