Close to Home by John McPherson for May 12, 2010

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Watta guy! Best idea I’ve come across yet.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 14 years ago

    squeeze him into a tanker!!

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    silvrGrl123  almost 14 years ago

    He’s struck oil! He’s rich! Black gold, Texas tea.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 14 years ago

    Cost getting him from the pacific might be a tad steep, but heck, it’ll be worth it!

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    Must…save…Bikini….Bottom!

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    I thought this information was classified.

    They tried the big box, next the balloon.

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    fredbuhl  almost 14 years ago

    This could work, there are plenty of big sponges in the administration.

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    jpozenel  almost 14 years ago

    I’ve heard that they are using human hair to absorb the oil spill.

    They are taking Khalid Sheik Mohammed and Ed Asner to the beach this week.

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    gulfcoastgrl  almost 14 years ago

    Thanks Spongebob! We need all the help we can get!

    Heard about the human hair on our local news. If it can work you’ll see alot of folks down here with a buzz cut. LOL!

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    klaude  almost 14 years ago

    Are we sponge worthy?

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    davesmithsit  almost 14 years ago

    Why dont they use all that ash?

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Robin Williams, your country needs you!

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    Jackson Eldridge Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Ummm, so sorry to bring this up, but there are no mountains anywhere along the gulf coast. Flatter’n a pancake down there, Bubba….

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    S_T_F_U  almost 14 years ago

    It’s kinda hilly around Mobile Bay!?!?!?

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