Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 16, 2015
April 15, 2015
April 17, 2015
Transcript:
June: Let's trade seats, Ralph! Someone would be less likely to take the empty seat with you in the middle! Ralph: No way! I'm staying on the aisle! Lady: Excuse me, may I sit over there? Ralph: OK, I'll trade. June: Keep that seat belt fastened!!
LeoAutodidact about 9 years ago
Ralph likes to be closer to the window so he can appreciate the scenery.
(Honeybnch DOESN’t appreciate when he does that.)
Agent54 about 9 years ago
That bucket O Chicken disappeared quick – bucket and all.
jojo318 about 9 years ago
Don’t get your apron in a bunch.
Johnnie Polo Premium Member about 9 years ago
Ralph finds a pretty girl that’s not nasty, overbearing, & insulting attractive. Imagine that “honeybunch”!
kaystari Premium Member about 9 years ago
Where’d the bucket of fried chicken go??!?!
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member about 9 years ago
I knew it!!! All he had to do was sit in the middle seat until the plane took off then once the seat belt light went off he could have moved back to the aisle. Taaa-daaa!
2Goldfish about 9 years ago
Honeybunch… apron on an airplane. Really? Come on…
flyfisher about 9 years ago
A better strategy is to occupy the aisle & window seat, leaving an undesirable middle seat.
shamino about 9 years ago
The real trick is to sit on the two outer seats. Strangers will not want to take the seat between you, since it’s neither a window nor an aisle. And if someone does, you can ask to swap with them afterward anyway.
ChessPirate about 9 years ago
“Click it or Kick it!”
2252895 about 9 years ago
You blew it Ralphie boy.
locake about 9 years ago
What airlines don’t have assigned seating? I’ve never been on one like that.