JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for April 11, 1999
Transcript:
Crunchy: your mom did your taxes, didn't she? Joe: Yeah, crunchy, but I don't recommend mom... crunchy: Why not? Joe: she pokes her nose into your finances. crunchy: I've gotta find a new tax guy. joe: Where's your old tax guy? You loved him. crunchy: He's in prison. joe: how'd that happen? crunchy: I arrested him. joe: crooked accounting, huh? Crunchy: his crimes weren't tax related. he was a fugitive from the law. Crunchy: he'd shed his old life and created a new identity. crunchy: he had me fooled until I saw him on one of those tv crime shows. Crunchy: You....never know...who..you're dealing with.. joe: Get away from me.