The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 04, 2010
April 03, 2010
April 05, 2010
Transcript:
Detective: Whoa, whoa, whoa, kid. You can't come in here throwin' that label around. There's no pattern here, no prior victims - nothin'. Sure, it's tragically malicious, but it ain't now serial killer.
margueritem about 14 years ago
Perhaps, Detective, you’ve become a bit too jaded to recognize the truth…
MontanaLady about 14 years ago
I’d say his charms were’nt so lucky…
gulfcoastgrl about 14 years ago
tragically malicious! LOL
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
I never thought Lucky Charms was anything to kill or be killed over.
captainedd about 14 years ago
Not a serial killer, he meant a CEREAL KILLER…
Edcole1961 about 14 years ago
I suspect it was the Cocoa Puffs bird, and he’s going to plead insanity.
captainedd about 14 years ago
All they heard was a snap, crackle, and a pop
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
ohhhh, the pops are sweeter and the taste is new, they’re shot with sugar, through and through.
Kelllllllogggggg’s sugar corn pops, sugar pops are tops!
jpozenel about 14 years ago
The killer left the marshmallow bits.
Check the records for past offenders with diabetes.
runar about 14 years ago
It was a mob of enraged Peeps™ who found DNA matches to their missing relatives in the marshmallow bits.
Ushindi about 14 years ago
“Hearts, stars and horseshoes! Clovers and blue moons! Pots of gold and rainbows! And me red balloons!”
You should have just let them have the d@rned stuff, Lucky…NO cereal is worth a leprechaun’s life!
wrmswt about 14 years ago
and the marbits too
MisngNOLA about 14 years ago
Looks like Lucky’s charms got iced instead of frosted.
alpha2zulu about 14 years ago
love the word play tragically malicious. magically delicious
jpozenel about 14 years ago
Omigosh aplha2zulu, I never even noticed that.
I was just focused in on the serial killer part. I must must have been in a fog from my Easter sugar high.