FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 11, 1988
July 09, 1988
July 12, 1988
Transcript:
Jason: Mom, dad, I'd like to take karate lessons. Roger: Karate? Whatever for? Jason: Why? Because karate is the ultimate fusion of mind and body. It's a practice that's been passed on for hundreds of generations. I would become one with myself. I would become one with the world. I would become one with the universe. And I could bash Peter's head in. Andy: We'll think about it.
Biscuithenry almost 5 years ago
Taekwondo is better than karate
ButteryPopcorn almost 4 years ago
I have a green belt with a stripe!
AliensAbductedMyLeftShoe about 3 years ago
“And I could bash peter’s head in” wow excellent brother right there
eastonian256 about 2 years ago
“We’ll think about it”