FoxTrot by Bill Amend for January 01, 1996

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Jason: What's with you? Paige: This new year is off to one miserable start. Someone ate all the choco honey flakes, I squirted my eye with this stupid grapefruit, and to top it all off, there's no "Calvin" in the comics! Jason: Look on the bright side, Paige - things could be way worse. Paige: Oh, yeah? How? Jason: Heh heh, have you been in your closet lately? Paige: Jason, if that iguana chewed up any more of my shoes...