Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 23, 1996

Transcript:

Introducing Slim Stubby the musical cowboy! Slim scans the "country top 40." Slim Stubby: Dag nab it Cowboy: What's wrong slim? Slim Stubby: My latest single didn't even make the chart! I haven't had a hit song in almost three years! Maybe this song isn't as good as i thought it was! Cowboy: Musically, it's good. I think the problem is the lyrics. Slim Stubby: You don't like "There's a giant scab where my heart use to be"? Cowboy: Maybe i'm just being picky.