Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 20, 1996

Transcript:

Nate: As the official gossip columnist of P.S. 39, I have to know the status of every couple in school! People are constantly breaking up, getting together...it's a huge job to keep track of it all? Teacher: How do you do it? Teddy: Nate! Jeanie and Carlos are having a big argument in the science lab! Nate: I've got moles.