The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for May 30, 2023
May 29, 2023
May 31, 2023
Transcript:
Huey: Granddad? Granddad: Yeah, I'm just changing clothes - go 'head, I'll be out in a second. Huey: Well, this lawn thing is hard for me because I believe it's wrong to impose assimilation on any living thing, even grass. Granddad: Fascinating. Go on. Huey: Plus lawn mowing feels like one of those pointless societal distractions that keep us from focusing on matters of actual importance. Granddad: Wait...hold on... Whew! I feel much better now that this belt is off. Please, continue with what you were sayin'. Huey: Never mind.
Ellis97 11 months ago
Grandad doesn’t want any excuses, Huey. Just get off your stupid lazy behind and mow the lawn before he whups ya.
kaffekup 11 months ago
It’s waist-high, Huey. Better do it before it’s shoulder-high.