Transcript:
Jon: Once upon a time there was a house with a man, a dog, and a cat. The man was thin, the dog was happy, and the cat was fat. Then the cat ate my breakfast, and the dog chewed up my slippers this morning!
Garfield: This sounds familiar.
RuinQueenofOblivion over 9 years ago
Must be Jon’s autobiography…
Wait, then they’d be asleep.
E.S.K. over 9 years ago
“Truth is stranger than fiction.”
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
Does it have a happy ending?
jdcartoonreader over 9 years ago
didn’t terry pratchett do this once?
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
The Odie says,“But I did not eat his breakfast.”
Darryl Heine over 9 years ago
That’s how the Garfield strip is about!
meihong over 9 years ago
Great story, Jon! As good as any I’ve read!
DannyDuck over 9 years ago
I always used to tell stories like that to my kids. They loved it.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
“The truth? You can’t handle the truth!”
IdahoSpud over 9 years ago
Oh Oh! Odie’s looking worried.
rgcviper over 9 years ago
Having a tough day, Jon?
Interesting how the story goes from the third person (“a man”) to the first (“I”), too.
(Yes … I’m a self-proclaimed grammar nerd.)
adoragem123 about 3 years ago
hey! hey! stick to the story!