Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 06, 2010

Transcript:

Patrick says, "Kendall's dad works for a sporting goods company. He always brings his kids cool stuff from work!" Patrick says, "Did you bring me anything home from work, dad?" Ralph says, "Patrick, I'm a security guard at a retirement village!" Ralph says, "Sigh..." Ralph says, "Here! I found a set of false teeth!"