Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 02, 1991

Transcript:

Tawnee: Biff! Biff! Come back to me, Biff! Nate: What's this? "Pounding surf"? Nate: "Pouding surf! The thunderous tale of Tawnee, a naive college co-ed, and her summer of forbidden love with Biff, a dashing lifeguard and poet!" Nate: "Will Tawnee defy her parents' wishes that she marry Herb, a myopic cable tv installer? Will her love with Biff endure? The answers are revealed only in the.... Pounding Surf!" Nate: Oh, buh-rother! You've read some trashy books in your time, Ellen, but this takes the cake! Nate: Do you actually take this stuff seriously? Do you actually care about these characters? Nate: Is your life so empty and pathetic that you have to resort to this for entertainment? Ellen: That's not mine.