Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 25, 2007

Transcript:

ZEBRA IS SUED BY THE CROCS: THE TRIAL "Counsel for the crocs, why don't you get started with your opening arguments?" "I'm sorry, your honor, I'm Rat's co-counsel, Pig... he asked me to ask you for a... ..uh... continuance?" "What for?" "He's traveling cross-country in diapers to kill someone." "Me having doubts about counsel."