Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2007

Transcript:

"Hahaha... yeah... and then I blah blah blah blah blah blah and she's like, blah blah blah blah..." Joe's ROASTERY "Anyhooooooo... I better get going... gotta get my morning caffeine rush... hehhehheh... you take care now... bye now..." Beep Beep Boop Beep Beep "Hi... give me a -" "Pig? Whazzuuuuup? It's me, Rat... Oh, nothing.... Just waiting on some lardbutt who wouldn't get off his @##@ cell phone..." "Will you please - " "Yeah, he's still standing there.... who knows why?... Maybe the lardbutt thinks he's getting coffee... Anyhooooooo....."